residue could cure cancer. Unfortunately, he never erased
Euler knew how to
divide by zero.
Euler could count to
infinity - aleph_0 times
Euler knew every digit
Euler didn't have
hair, only more brain.
Euler knew category
theory in its entirety, but discarded it as useless.
Speaking of category
theory, if question and answers where categories, Euler would have been
Euler had a proof of
Fermat's Last Theorem, but took it with him to the grave so we could
work it out ourselves.
Euler liked to eat
elements. The empty set used to contain elements, but one day Euler got
simultaniously prove and disprove the same statement.
If you can see Euler,
he can see you. If you can't see Euler, he can prove you don't
There are no stupid
people, only those who compare themselves to Euler.