There's a fella by the name of Feynman, was a physicist.  Everybody knows he was a physicist.  
You see: "Who was Feynman?" "Well, he was a physicist."

But very few people know about the conversation that went on between the LORD and Feynman.  
You see, Feynman was in his rec room, sawing away--he was making a few things for the home 
there; he was a good carpenter.

Voopah, voopah, voopah, DING!
"FEYNMAN!"
"Somebody call?"

Voopah, voopah, voopah, DING!
"FEYNMAN!"
"Who is that!?"
"It's the LORD, Feynman."
"Right! ...Where are ya? I've been good."
"I want you to build a quantum computer."
"Right! ...What's a quantum computer?"
"Get some electron spins and build it 256 qubits by 64 qubits by 4096 qubits!"
"Right! ...What's a qubit?"

(etc.)

(Apologies to Bill Cosby)