Nothing very extraordinary happened during our week-long and
accidental stay at Black Warrior in 1974. Our Land Cruiser, La
Tortuga, was busted and in repair. Without a vehicle we had lots
of time to kill, walking around town and sitting in small
restaurants talking or reading over coffee. I had always kept a
log and that filled my time. Mary Ann read romance novels. I was
jealous.
One day, out of boredom, I decided it would be nice to have a
bottle of red wine. I had no idea where to find one or even if
there was a liquor store in the town. I left Mary Ann in our
room, reading her book, and walked down the side streets to the
main thoroughfare into and out of the town, a wide dirt road. In
the center of town was a single, dust covered taxi. I asked the
driver if he knew of a store that sold wine and liquor. He
certainly did and immediately gestured for me to get into the
cab. I told him I was fine to walk. He said it was too far to
walk. He was animated and quick and insistent that I sit in his
cab and be escorted to this store. Seeing no simple alternative,
I climbed into the front passenger seat and we took off, east.
We passed through the salt company part of town and continued
through the eastern part and we drove through the dump and
straight out of town, under my constant questioning and his
strong assurances that he knew exactly what I needed. We drove
to the junction of the transpeninsular highway and, where the
road forked for the northern and southern routes, we went
straight, right up the middle.
We intersected the transpeninsular highway at 90 degrees and
still we continued east into the desert. We drove several
kilometers into an apparent nothingness. I would have been
concerned, but my host was so carefree and casual. After a
number of kilometers from the highway I could see a cluster of
buildings in the distance. We entered the odd assemblage of
fifteen or twenty one- and two-story structures spread across
both sides of the road. There were men and women crossing the
dusty street and coming from and going into the buildings. Many
of the buildings had large signs advertising the availability of
beer, music and dancing.
The driver stopped in front of one of these and jumped out and
opened my door and with a bow and outstretched arm ushered me
inside a dingy cantina. I'm thinking maybe they sell wines and
liquors to go also. No such luck.
We entered a dark, large and windowless room with a bar and
number of tables, a scattering of chairs. A number of men and
two women stood at the bar, drinks scattered around. More men
and women were sitting around the tables, some playing cards and
dice. Rowdy recorded Mexican Mariachi music radiated from a
dusty, battered record player in a corner of the room. Several
couples were dancing. Many of the men were drunk. A sign on the
wall told me that I could buy a dance for a peso, about a dime.
I could judge from the scene that I could buy more than a dance
for more than a peso. A scene out of the early American west,
dark and dank, smoky, smelly, sleazy. I realized then that this
actually was the early American west. It was just on
another side of a border.
The place was a grimy dive and I was stuck with my friendly
driver whose feelings I didn't want to hurt. But I had mixed
emotions with the sorry sight of this roomful of dusty cowboys
and oily overweight prostitutes. We went to the bar and I
ordered two beers, one for my driver and one for me. I told him
that my mediocre Spanish had perhaps conveyed the wrong message
and that I really did just want a bottle of wine. I said that we
should enjoy our beer and get back to town because people would
be worried about me.
We watched the women, loudly mouthed and
dressed, sidling with their men around the dance floor, their
bodies close and suggestive and rocking with the music. I
assumed that the second floors of the buildings were bedrooms. I
was happy that this town existed for these people. But I had
been ready to leave before we entered.
We finished our beers and I convinced a red-eyed semi-conscious
fellow beside us that I really couldn't, at the moment, enjoy
the services they had to offer, whatever they were and that I
didn't know how to dance, thank you. We left, got back into the
car and returned to Black Warrior, with my apologies to the
driver.
I looked at our various maps of Baja occasionally over the many
years since my experience with the friendly drunks and whores
and have not found this town identified. Until today. As I
finished reviewing this before posting I opened my Baja Almanac
and turned to N-29. There I spot it. It's just the right
distance from Guerrero Negro, out in the forlorn desert. And it
does have a name, after all. It's Las Bombas. The Pumps. How
appropriate.